Maria Full of---(zzzzzzzzz)

Last night i watched Maria full of Grace with the bro. It was one of those movies that you wouldn't want to watch a lot, but you go around telling everyone they should see. For all i know, it's full of lies and propaganda, but if that's what it is, it's some really good lies and propaganda. i prefer to go along with the tag line "based on 1000 true stories." Check it out, i don't want to tell you any more about it.

i just finished an Ancient Lit project. don't take the class. Save yourself the frustration, the pain, the inferiority complex that comes from having a Green Beret for a teacher. Everytime i complain in my head i hear him snarling "Back in 'Nam we lived on dirt for 5 days, and you are whining about a little Josepus reading. Shut your hole nancyboy." But seriously, the class is brutal. I know what Harry feels like in Professor Bins history of magic class. Mr. Iliff (i still call him by his proper name otu of fear that somehow he will discover my blog and hunt me down...and he will) really is a decent teacher, he has just forgotten what it is like to be a student. Teachers liek that really bother me. If i ever become a teacher (all you students out there should hope that i don't, but if i do you should hope you aren't like the students i despise at my school...not to name names...you knwo who they are) i won't forget hwo much huge reading assignments that are over my head suck. I won't assign homework over superbowl weekend (unless it involves evaluating the commercials in light of the free choice determinism debate). Heck, i'll try not to assign homework ever. We don;t have homework in Chem or Calc really...i never had homework in elementary school. What diabolical person said it should all get dumped like an elephant on laxatives when you hit high school?

This post really sucked, but i am tired and i have Bible study tomorrow. Maybe the elephant on laxatives saved it...i like to think it did. Well sleep well, and dream of pachyderms with the runs defacating (ahh yes, potty humor).