Strawberries and Oranges
Strawberries and oranges will be absent from the Pepperdine cafeteria's fruit cups for the rest of the winter. The recent snow in Malibu (first snow in the greater LA area in 18 years) and the surrounding area ruined a lot of the produce crops grown in Southern California. Looks like i'll be dealing with soggy canned peach and pears rather than fresh deliciousness for a few months. No worries.
Strangely, the snow came only days after the wildfire that burned down 4 and damaged another eight or so of malibu's multi-million dollar beach homes. Don't worry. They have insurance, and now some architects/construction companies will get some sick building contracts. Broken window theory all the way! That's for you Moonbeam. I just poured out the extent of my economic understanding.
It's good to have Jack Bauer back. Once LOST returns, my life will probably be complete.
"You're hurting me!"
"Trust me. I'm not."
posted by Pureblood Prince @ 10:08 AM
4 Comments:
Oh man, all you Malibu's will get so fat without you "Starwberries" and oranges!
Some of those Harry Potter pics look like they'd be cool...if I had any idea who/what they were.
Thanks for the shout out Thomas. Too bad broken window theory won't get you super-oranges or create any more jobs. It'll probably just raise the price of our oranges.
Don't worry, our fruit here kinda sucks, but I've found the perfect substitute--donuts.
Ben, is "Starwberries" short for Star Wars Berries?
Joe
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