Things that suck (Jeopardy Category)

This little phenomenon has been a lightweight help to cleaning moms all around the world for quite some time now.

This vast expanse encompasses the earth.

This KU basketball player is overly confident, takes untimely and off balance shots, hits on high school girls, and straight up makes people angry a lot.

This Texas Tech player was 1-5 on three pointers for the season before making the most important 3 of Texas Tech's season.

This musician won the Grammy for best song, daughters, written because he feels obliged to do something nice for all the fathers whose girls he has defiled.

This D1 men's basketball team shoots free throws worse than Ray Charles

This person can't think of any good advice to give anyone, but frequently tries to give advice anyways, just so she can sound cool.

This contraption on a cruise ship sucks with such frightening force that small children have been lost, and grown men are known to have night terrors regarding it.

This person went out in poker early hoping to get some rest but ended up watching a KU game that lasted way too long considering the end result. Now he is typing away madly at his blog and losing precious minutes of sleep that he will wish he had tomorrow morning as he zombies into Bible study wearing PJs

(Questions in order: What is a/the...vacuum, space, Giddens, Zeno [i think], John Mayer, KU, some generalized person,toilet, me?)