Wheaties.

Did you know they make multivitamins? Yes, they are orange. No, we don't know why they bother. They smell really nasty. All that is good and well, but my post title really has nothing to do with the whole grain Gneral Mills cereal. It has everything to do with students attending Wheaton College (aka Wheaties).

Wednesday around 6 pm, two friends and i left Topeka and arrived in the Chicago suburb of Wheaton c. 2 am. After conversing with Wheaton Doug for a while, jumping in bed with Enoch (not the one God raptured), and tossing in fear of brown recluses, i fell asleep. The next "morning" classes got cancelled and everyone seemed to be going somewhere (Easter Break), except for doug, us, Miss Sassy Pants, and Techno-Awesome-Man. MSP was a pretty cool chick and a die hard Michigan State fan (feel free to insert a comma between "pretty" and "cool"). She hung out with us most of thursday night even through fort construction and Lock Stock. She's a junior and lives in the fresh/soph dorms...may she be blessed. It takes a real trooper to tolerate our seemingly infinite jest.

Some real highlights of thursday included shuffleboard at the Beamer Center while watching The Tournament, burritos at "Los" (their fact-based catchphrase is "burritos the size of your head"), having MSP ask us to "take our sassy pants off," having MSP tell me "Maybe we could fork," having TAM get really excited as he described his XBOX mods to me, and consturcting the fort to make Frank Lloyd Wright jealous. I also did weird stuff to my hand that will be described in tomorrow's potentially lengthy visual Sunday (hopefully we will have fort pictures and MSP also).

Friday the lazy guys slept in silly-late and we went to Good Friday service after TAM forced us to play Halo wit hhim "Guys, i have been waiting all day for this!"
"Umm, you woke up 30 minutes ago."
"I know" (said in that tone that i always say it in...nathan, you know what i'm talkin about)
"Anything for you Tam."
*Enoch rushes in*
"Hey guys, did you see my new car? It's a Lexus!"
"Ok, yo uand your corporately desired triple majored self go get your signing bonus and make lots of money...i am so jealous!"
"I just want to play Halo man!"
"Alright TAM, see ya Enoch."
"I got a really good deal..."

Ok, anyways, more tomorrow of the good times. Hope to see some of you tomorrow whom i havent see in a while. I also hope not to see some of you tomorrow that i havent seen in a while. There are also some of you whom i have seen very recently that i still hope to see tomorrow. And furthermore, there are some of you whom i haven't seen for a while whom i wish to see, but whom i don't hope to see tomorrow because frankly, it's not going to happen, and why should i waste my time getting my hopes up?