This is my nasty hand. How did it get so nasty you ask? Well, there was this pole, the kind you put in the gym floor to attach the volleyball net to. So Enoch and i put the pole in the hole, and i think "Well it sure does look like we need to make it higher (it was adjustable). And it sure does look like the pin is out, so it must be as low as it goes. So if i just loosen this screw, it should move up freely--" The following is no longer in my thoughts, it was vocalized, "AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!"
The upper part of the pole had smashed my hand between itself and the lower part...that felt great.